That’s right people this Valentine’s Day I arranged with my pimps Barnes & Noble to buy Lora Leigh’s Forbidden Pleasure. It was hard for me to open up to these new guys since I had had a good relationship with my previous pimp Boarders. Sadly, he was busted last year and had to let all his rags go.
Anyway, I thought with all the recent talk about the morality of birth control, I would put this out there as an alternative. ‘Cause if you don’t have birth control you might have an unwanted pregnancy. Then you’ll be forced to have an abortion, or you could have the baby and not be able or willing to provide the financial or emotional support that child needs. I think those things are so much more immoral than swallowing a pill or slipping a raincoat on a weenie.
Paying for sex is even common in the Bible. That’s right, men paid good money for those concubines and slaves. And they where always ready, if not willing. Yes, just pay for sex like me and everyone will be so much happier. Hmm? Masturbation is against the rules too? You sure? Even with your left hand? OK then. I see. Nevermind.
Happy Valentine’s Day!